She said blorp
She did
She said blorp and manamana
She was from southern pacific islands
She spoke gibberish
Those semi educated fools thought she spoke Tagalog

He stole cars
He did
He stole cars and vespa scooters
He was from Akron Ohio
He did crimey things
People who looked on thought it was drugs or bad parenting

They met
They did
She spoke fake Tagalog while he stole things they could sell for food
They met at In Out Burger
They did the weird
People looked on in disgust because they were different
They survived the apocalypse

They ruled

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